PRESENTS

Where the
holes at?

spring '24 golf tournament

May 18th, 2024

buena vista golf course | taft, ca | 7AM

Only a few spots open!!! get your team in now!

Brace yourselves for the mother of all battles at our 2v2 Scramble showdown! Your combined team score will go head-to-head with every other sucker out there. It’s not just about dropping those balls in the hole; it’s about outwitting, outplaying, and outclassing the competition. Come on down for a day of cunning strategy, buddy-bonding, and balls-to-the-wall competition!

Also, 21 and over only!!!

you want more details?

Listen to these big dummies!

Buena vista golf course

10256 Golf Course Rd,
Taft, CA 93268

where we playing at?

the best
golf course
East of Taft, CA!

whats the format?

slow down...
we getting to it!

2-Man Team

grab your homie, grab your clubs, and tell your significant other you are busy for a few hours!

Shotgun start

we dont know what hole you will be on! But, you will most definitely be on a hole!

Random challenges

each hole is different and because of that you will need to be ready for each one.

the brown bomber

If you don't know who the brown bomber is... you are gonna find out!!! Be prepared for him to help you or hurt you on this day!!!

live scoreboard

no need to write shit down! we have technology! keep score on your phone and let everyone else see how bad you suck!!!

extra bullshit

of course we will have a longest drive and a hole-in-one opportunity but thats boring! Wait till you see what we do!

food

we will feed your hungry, greedy ass, on this wonderful day of golf!

drinks

guess what? we will have some of your favorite beverages just waiting for you to quinch your thirsty ass mouth!

Massages

are you feeling a little tense because you are bringing your team score down? we got you covered!

hecklers

we hope you can survive being heckled by not only the people in the stands but the guys behind the mic on hole 1!

Hey Ladies!

some of you dudes are ugly and get no attention! we got you homie! these ladies like golfers!

music

we belive that 2pac and anything that makes you want to party should be played loudly at all times!

what else is happening?

You sure are
f***ing pushy!

what's the rules?

don't be an
asshole!!!

Do we really need to tell you about this rule? If so… Maybe you shouldn’t play with us!

There are bathrooms across the golf course. Please us them. No one wants to see your pecker!

don’t throw you shit on the ground! Put it in the trash cans that are provided. This is not your bedroom! come on guys!

I know you just scored a triple bogey and your team is going downhill fast because of you. But, for the sake of Golf, keep your hands to yourself.

We are using the USGA rules for this tournament. Want to read them? I didn’t think so. Everyone can come to an easy agreement or we can let the Brown Bomber handle this judgment!

Read the rules here!

At Clubs & Holes, we talk shit… about your game, your swing, and during your backswing! Do you want the country club? Play there! Just be prepared.

May 18th, 2024

only a few spots open! get your team in now!

Days
Hours
Minutes
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what's next?

You're F**king late!

that's what's next!

but... you can still show up!!!

Come and party with us! we want you to hang out! Plus… all the courses have tournaments that day. What else do you have to do? And… if you really need to get your team in just send us a message [email protected]

what's next?

Sign your team
up and play!

$250 Per Team

step 1

fill out this form first and enter your team info.

At-Risk Disclaimer for Golf Tournament Participation:

By participating in this golf tournament, all players acknowledge and agree to the following terms:

  1. Assumption of Risk: I understand and acknowledge that participating in golf tournaments involves inherent risks, including but not limited to, personal injury, property damage, and exposure to contagious diseases such as COVID-19.
  2. Health and Safety: I acknowledge that the organizers have implemented certain health and safety measures to reduce the risk of exposure to contagious diseases, but I understand that these measures cannot eliminate all risks.
  3. Personal Responsibility: I agree to take full responsibility for my own health and safety during the tournament. This includes adhering to any health and safety guidelines provided by the organizers, such as maintaining physical distance, wearing masks when required, and practicing proper hygiene.
  4. Release of Liability: I hereby release, waive, discharge, and covenant not to sue the organizers, sponsors, volunteers, and any other entities associated with the golf tournament from any and all liability for any illness, injury, or damage arising from my participation in the tournament, including but not limited to exposure to contagious diseases.
  5. Compliance with Rules and Regulations: I agree to abide by all rules, regulations, and instructions provided by the organizers throughout the duration of the tournament. Failure to comply may result in disqualification from the tournament and removal from the premises.
  6. Acknowledgment of Understanding: I acknowledge that I have read and understand this At-Risk Disclaimer in its entirety, and I voluntarily agree to its terms and conditions. I understand that by participating in the golf tournament, I am assuming certain risks and releasing the organizers from liability.

By registering for the tournament online, I acknowledge my acceptance of these terms and agree to be bound by them.

 

 


Photo and Video Release Form for Golf Tournament Participants:

By checking the box below, I and team participants and spectators, hereby grant permission to Clubs and Holes and its representatives to take photographs and videos of me during my participation in the “Where the Holes At?” Golf Tournament held on May 18th at Buena Vista Golf Course. I understand that these photographs and videos may be used for promotional, marketing, and educational purposes, including but not limited to print materials, social media, websites, and other digital platforms.

I waive any right to inspect or approve the finished products, including written copy or electronic matter, that may be used in conjunction with these photographs and videos. I also waive any right to royalties or other compensation arising from or related to the use of the photographs and videos.

I understand that the photographs and videos may be used in perpetuity, and I release [Organizer’s Name], its representatives, employees, and affiliates from any and all claims, demands, or causes of action that I may have now or in the future arising out of or related to the use of the photographs and videos.

I acknowledge that I am at least 18 years of age and have the legal authority to grant the permissions and waivers stated in this release. If I am under 18 years of age, my parent or legal guardian has reviewed and agreed to the terms of this release on my behalf.

This release shall be binding upon me and my heirs, legal representatives, and assigns.

 

Please Drink and Drive Responsibly:

At our golf tournament, we prioritize the safety and well-being of all participants, spectators, and the community at large. We encourage all attendees to enjoy the event responsibly, especially when it comes to alcohol consumption.

  1. Moderation is Key: While we want everyone to have a great time, we urge individuals to consume alcoholic beverages in moderation. Excessive drinking can impair judgment and coordination, increasing the risk of accidents.
  2. Designated Drivers: If you plan on consuming alcohol during the tournament, please arrange for a designated driver in advance. Designated drivers play a crucial role in ensuring everyone’s safety on the roads.
  3. Alternative Transportation: Consider utilizing alternative transportation options such as taxis, rideshare services, or designated shuttle services provided by the tournament organizers. This ensures a safe journey home for all participants.
  4. Know Your Limits: It’s essential to know your limits and recognize when it’s time to stop drinking. Pace yourself throughout the event and prioritize your well-being and the safety of others.
  5. Look Out for Each Other: We encourage all attendees to look out for each other and intervene if someone appears to be impaired or in need of assistance. Together, we can create a supportive and responsible environment.

By following these guidelines and drinking responsibly, we can all contribute to a safer and more enjoyable golf tournament experience for everyone involved.

Remember, your decisions impact not only yourself but also those around you. Let’s make responsible choices and ensure that everyone gets home safely. Thank you for your cooperation and support in promoting a culture of responsible drinking and driving.

you made it this far

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